PEOPLE I WANT TO HIT THIS WEEK
1. People who make those sites where you click on the thumbnail, and you get a thumbnail.
2. Girls who ask you if you've Gottany gum?.
3. Smokers who pollute indoors and out wherever they go and then insult my rare-occasional clove.
4. That monkeyface in the oval office when he looks from side to side like, 'Hey, y'all know I'm right? Right? RIGHT??'
5. My lawyer, who actually touts the fact that he can't spell or proofread.
6. Aetna Insurance peons who tell me I can't have my flexible spending money back, Sorry sucker.
7. Psychologists, who never aim for resolution. Trust me, they don't.
8. Tom Cruise.
9. Those two poofy furniture-guy twins on Antique Roadshow. And not because they're poofy.
10. Veterinarians who won't treat pocket pets. Invent some damn technology.
11. Anyone who is, or is remotely connected to, Paris Hilton.
12. People who own toy dogs bearing strong resemblance to mops.
13. That chick with the lips on Dancing with (Almost) Celebrities.
14. Mexican grandmothers, for not disciplining their mijos.
15. Designers who refuse to acknowledge the existence of humans weighing over 115 pounds.
16. The makeup artist who decided shaving the sides of my face was a good idea.
17. The inventor of the parking meter.
18. Charlton Heston (in any capacity)
19. Knee sock manufacturers that actually make calf socks.
20. The entire design team of Microsoft. Daily. Particularly the Word autonumbering pallette team.
21. The Kinkaku-ji Palace guards.
22. Virtually any Chinese Government official.
23. The insolent moron who came up with the hypothesis that Japan should own Dokdo Island.
24. The keyboard guy who didn't want to teach a 12-year-old jazz & set an impossible price for piano lessons on purpose.
25. Those guys who sound like they hack up a hedgehog every morning in the bathroom.
26. People who have never lived in Europe and constantly say "Ciao!"
27. That Jessica person. Oh hell, any of them.
28. Internet Radio squelchers.
29. That cowardly unfathomable slob who leaves used Q-tips on our elevator floor.
30. The entire French Postal System. Where is John Cleese when you need him?.









I usually want to hit those who bitch at the world in their blogs. Alas, yours made me laugh.
Now what DO you mean by "Those guys who sound like they hack up a hedgehog every morning in the bathroom!" So I smoke in the shower, so!
So!
So!!
I like hedgehogs.
So there!
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So.
Posted by: Mike | March 30, 2006 08:52 AM
Oh Mikeybear.... you egomaniac.
Posted by: Jeanne | April 5, 2006 06:46 AM